Aries
Speeding
Taurus
Low level money theft at the bank in which he works. He puts the money in his hidden box of chocolate Ding Dongs.
Gemini
Brought in for questioning about the love triangle which she instigated. Talks her way out of all charges.
Cancer
Stuffing her purse at the All You Can Eat Buffet.
Leo
Reckless driving due to checking himself out in the rear view mirror.
Virgo
No criminal record.
Libra
Buying an original Dior gown to wear for one night and returning it the next day.
Scorpio
Shot by an angry husband when found in bed with his wife.
Sagittarius
Non payment of child support.
Capricorn
Heads the white collar crime division at the Jones and Son Accounting Agency.
Aquarius
Professing love for the poor while she pockets donations.
Pisces
Pot
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